Tezzy
Buy $TEZZY
TEZZY

The agent that invests for you and pays you in tokenized Tesla stock. Invests for you. Pays you in tokenized Tesla stock.

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Buy $TEZZY

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There's a problem with owning Tesla today.

The stock moves at 3 a.m. on a tweet. Your broker opens at 9:30.

You buy it. Then you watch it. All day.

Every dip is a decision. Every rally is a question. It never stops asking.

Or you hand it to someone who sleeps.

Funds, advisors, apps. All of them close for the night. Tesla doesn't.

TEZZY doesn't sleep.

An agent that trades tokenized Tesla around the clock and pays you in Tesla for holding the coin.

What the agent does

Departures, every hour, forever.

Board · updating

How it works

Hold $TEZZY. The agent works. You get Tesla.

$TEZZY is the coin. TSLAx, tokenized Tesla stock, is the reward. In between sits an autonomous agent that trades Tesla around the clock and pays what it earns back to holders, in Tesla.

  1. Step 1

    Hold $TEZZY

    Buy the coin on launch and hold it in your own wallet. No lock-ups, no staking contracts, no forms. Holding is the whole job.

    Self-custody · any amount · Buy on DexScreener ↗
  2. Step 2

    The agent trades TSLAx

    The TEZZY agent runs 24/7 on tokenized Tesla stock, rebalancing, protecting and re-entering with a machine's discipline. Every move is on-chain and visible.

    24 / 7 · on-chain · transparent
  3. Step 3

    Rewards paid in tokenized Tesla

    What the agent earns flows back to $TEZZY holders as TSLAx, real tokenized Tesla stock, straight to your wallet. Hold the coin, own the stock.

    Paid in TSLAx · to your wallet
Close-up of the TEZZY agent's visor reflecting Earth
Uptime99.98%
Decisions / day1,284

The agent

Built to watch the market so you don't have to.

Tesla moves on news at 3 a.m. The agent doesn't sleep, doesn't panic and doesn't get bored. It runs one strategy with total discipline and shows you every decision.

  • Always on

    Pre-market, after-hours, weekends. Tokenized Tesla trades on-chain 24/7, and so does the agent.

  • Risk first

    Position sizing, protective stops and cash buffers are hard rules, not suggestions. It would rather miss a move than take a bad one.

  • Fully legible

    Every trade, every reason, every reward payout is published. You can read the agent's mind at any time. See the ledger below.

  • Never touches your keys

    Rewards are paid to the wallet that holds $TEZZY. The agent trades its own book; your coins stay yours.

Agent ledger1,284 decisions today
    Simulated ledger · real one publishes at launchtezzy-agent · main book
    The agent's point of view: a laptop on an asteroid showing the TEZZY system
    Agent POV · asteroid 2026-TZ · uplink stable

    Infrastructure

    What the agent sees.

    Five layers between a market signal and a TSLAx reward landing in your wallet. Each one is independent, monitored and replaceable.

    1. SignalMarket & news ingestionTSLAx order books, on-chain flow, filings, delivery datalive
    2. CoreAgent reasoningStrategy models, scenario sims, confidence scoringlive
    3. RiskGuardrailsPosition limits, stops, cash buffers, kill switchlive
    4. ExecutionOn-chain tradingTSLAx venues, MEV-aware routing, settlementtestnet
    5. RewardsDistribution engineEarnings → TSLAx → $TEZZY holders, dailytestnet
      6. tezzy-core · v0.4 · 3 regionsLive

    Tokenomics

    $TEZZY. One coin, one job: turn the agent's work into Tesla stock for holders.

    A fixed supply, a small fee on every transfer, and a rewards engine that converts the agent's earnings into TSLAx and pays it out daily. Figures below are the launch plan; final numbers ship in the whitepaper.

    What would you earn?

    Simulator · demo
    1,000,000$TEZZY
    ≈ $4,200 at launch price
    10,0001M100M
    Per day0.0066TSLAx≈ $2.76
    Per month0.20TSLAx≈ $82
    Per year2.45TSLAx≈ $1,008

    Hold this for a year and the agent hands you about 2.4 Tesla shares, paid daily, without you doing anything.

    Illustrative only. Assumes the launch-plan reward rate of 24% per year on the value of your holding, paid in TSLAx at the live simulated price. Real rewards depend on agent performance and fee volume; they can be lower or zero.

    Payouts to your walletLive
      Accrued this session0.0000 TSLAx
      1BTotal supply · fixed
      • Rewards poolSeeds TSLAx payouts before agent earnings scale40%
      • LiquidityLocked at launch25%
      • TreasuryAgent infrastructure, audits, listings15%
      • CommunityEarly holders, quests, airdrops10%
      • Team12-month cliff, 24-month linear vest10%
      Supply1,000,000,000
      Transfer fee3% → rewards
      PayoutDaily · TSLAx

      The reward loop

      Fees and agent earnings never sit idle; they become tokenized Tesla for holders.

      Transfer fees Agent earnings Buys TSLAx $TEZZY holders
      Contract address · verify before you buy0xfc8505d9755e5824e7b11a1b9258d3925af114e3
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      Roadmap

      From coin to agent to a pocket-sized Tesla desk.

      1. Phase 1 · Q4 2026Now

        Launch

        • $TEZZY live · contract 0xfc85…14e3 published
        • Liquidity locked, rewards pool seeded
        • Agent demo (this page) on mainnet data
      2. Phase 2 · Q1 2027

        Rewards on

        • First TSLAx payouts to holders
        • Public agent ledger, every trade visible
        • iOS & Android app beta
      3. Phase 3 · Q2 2027

        More than Tesla

        • AAPLx and AMZNx strategies
        • Holder-voted strategy parameters
        • Exchange listings, fiat on-ramp in app
      4. Phase 4 · H2 2027

        Your own agent

        • Personal agent instances with your goals
        • Governance over treasury and rewards
        • Tokenized-stock rewards beyond Tesla

      Docs

      Read the fine print before the hype does.

      Soon

      Whitepaper

      Token design, rewards math, agent mandate and the risks, in plain language.
      Soon

      Agent docs

      How the agent decides, what it will never do, and how to read its public ledger.
      Soon

      Contract & audit

      Verified source at 0xfc85…14e3, audit report and the locked-liquidity proof.
      Soon

      Brand & press

      Wordmark, robot renders and the story of TEZZY for anyone writing about it.

      The app

      The agent is coming to your pocket.

      Hold $TEZZY, watch the agent work, and see tokenized Tesla arrive in your wallet. One app, every device.

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